Joke jokes
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.