Joke jokes
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.