Joke jokes
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.