Joke jokes
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.