The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Joke Jokes
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
