Joke jokes
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Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.