Joke jokes
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
Memes
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.