Joke jokes
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."