Joke jokes
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Don't crack this joke up!
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.