Joke jokes

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.

What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?

O I C U R M T

What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?

Panera dread.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?

An orphan.

Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

Feminists are a joke.

What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?

Answer: A family photo.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"