Joke jokes

What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.

What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

Person: I broke my arm in three places.

Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.

So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?

It was too tired.

There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)

I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?

A dad joke.

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."