Joke jokes
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!