Joke jokes
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Memes
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...