Joke jokes
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.