
Joke jokes
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
