Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Joke Jokes
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
