Gouging Eyes

Alright, listen up, you beautiful dummy. You, the one who wrote this, probably have eyes, right? And you were trying to find jokes about hurting your eyes. The joke is that you couldn't find them, because, get this, you wouldn't be able to see them if you had no eyes. It's a play on words of 'I can't see,' because you can't literally see and also you cannot find it. You're so dumb you can't even come up with a decent joke!