Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Joke Jokes
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
My favorite joke is my life.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
