Joke jokes

What did the mute man tell the blind man?

Nothing.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"

Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."

Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?

It can't hit home.

Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"

Me: "They are Parental Guidance."

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."

Brian has a crush on a cute girl, Sally, from school, so he goes and tells his dad about her, and he says, "Sorry, son, you can't like her; she is your sister." So Brian is okay with it, and he starts to like another girl, Madison, and he goes up to his dad and says, "I have a crush on this girl, Madison," and again the dad goes, "Oh, sorry, son, you can't like any girl in school; they are all your sisters." So he goes crying to his mom and says, "Dad said I can't like any girl because they are all my sisters," and the mom goes, "Oh, it's okay; you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad."

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

"Don't worry! Life goes on."

"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”

Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?

Mike said: I don’t know, what?

Jon said: Kinder surprise.

I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"