Joke jokes
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.