Joke jokes
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"
Jimmy: "That's great!"
Doctor: "A horse with cancer."
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.