Joke jokes
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.