Joke jokes
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
The joke is my life.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
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My favorite joke is my life.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.