Joke jokes
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.