Joke jokes

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

"Don't worry! Life goes on."

"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?

Mike said: I don’t know, what?

Jon said: Kinder surprise.

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”

This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.

Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.

Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.

Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!

I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.

The joke is my life.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

My favorite joke is my life.

What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.