Joke Jokes

What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

A photo shows a man in a black coat crouching in front of a tombstone with the text '*The First ever Joke*' on it. There are other people in the background. The text below the tombstone says 'WHAT IT FELT LIKE VISITING THE FIRST EVER JOKE OF WJE'. The man is smiling and holding up a peace sign.

Three guys are in the woods, a really smart guy, an average guy, and a really dumb guy. They're bored, so the smart guy decides to go hunting. A little while later he comes back with a deer. The average guy asks, "How did you do that?" The really smart guy says, "I see deer tracks, I follow deer tracks, I see deer, I shoot deer." The average guy says, "I think I understand," and leaves. A little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb guy goes *gasp*, "How did you do that!?" And the average looks at him funny and says, "Well, I see raccoon tracks, I follow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon, I shoot raccoon." The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says, "Oooohh, ok, I think I can do that..." and leaves.

Hours pass, and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mangled. They run to help him. Finally, one of the guys asks him what happened. This is what he said: "I see train tracks, I follow train tracks, I see train, I shoot train. But train keep coming."

Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

"Moo!" says the second.

Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?

Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.

Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)

What did the orphan say to the crippled man?

I suffer from crippling depression.

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

what do you call a lazy gay?

someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

Want to hear a joke?

Fortnite.

I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...

I can tell a joke :)

Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.