Joke jokes
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
Brian has a crush on a cute girl, Sally, from school, so he goes and tells his dad about her, and he says, "Sorry, son, you can't like her; she is your sister." So Brian is okay with it, and he starts to like another girl, Madison, and he goes up to his dad and says, "I have a crush on this girl, Madison," and again the dad goes, "Oh, sorry, son, you can't like any girl in school; they are all your sisters." So he goes crying to his mom and says, "Dad said I can't like any girl because they are all my sisters," and the mom goes, "Oh, it's okay; you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad."
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
My favorite joke is my life.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.