Joke jokes
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.