Joke jokes
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
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What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.