I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Joke Jokes
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
Brian has a crush on a cute girl, Sally, from school, so he goes and tells his dad about her, and he says, "Sorry, son, you can't like her; she is your sister." So Brian is okay with it, and he starts to like another girl, Madison, and he goes up to his dad and says, "I have a crush on this girl, Madison," and again the dad goes, "Oh, sorry, son, you can't like any girl in school; they are all your sisters." So he goes crying to his mom and says, "Dad said I can't like any girl because they are all my sisters," and the mom goes, "Oh, it's okay; you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad."
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
The joke is my life.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
