Joke jokes
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.