Joke jokes

One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"

Mom: "No you can't..."

Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"

lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?

It can't hit home.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"

Me: "They are Parental Guidance."

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

What did the mute man tell the blind man?

Nothing.

"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."

Brian has a crush on a cute girl, Sally, from school, so he goes and tells his dad about her, and he says, "Sorry, son, you can't like her; she is your sister." So Brian is okay with it, and he starts to like another girl, Madison, and he goes up to his dad and says, "I have a crush on this girl, Madison," and again the dad goes, "Oh, sorry, son, you can't like any girl in school; they are all your sisters." So he goes crying to his mom and says, "Dad said I can't like any girl because they are all my sisters," and the mom goes, "Oh, it's okay; you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad."

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

"Windows 10 shutting down."

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”

"Don't worry! Life goes on."

"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."