Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
The humor comes from the orphan's response, which is a dark and ironic twist on the common invitation. The girl expects the orphan to be excited that her parents aren't home, but the orphan points out that they don't have parents, so they can't relate.
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Anonymous 69
this fucking happened to me its fucking funny to make jokes about this fucking shit