Joke jokes
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
This is not even a joke.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
These jokes make me want to die.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.