Joke jokes

Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."

I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My life.

My life who?

My life is depressing...

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

I tried to catch fog, I mist...

A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”

Son: Mom, what is dark humor?

Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!

Mom: Exactly!

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?

Father Les.

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?

Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack.

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.