Joke jokes
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.