Joke jokes
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
The joke above me sucks.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.