Joke jokes
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Memes
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.