Joke Jokes

I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.

What's brown and sticky?

An orphan.

Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

What do you call a Black person having a seizure?

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

What is big and stupid?

The Titanic.

Why did the squirrel swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.