Joke jokes
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
What is your summer name? Hot.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.