Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Joke Jokes
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"
Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.