Joke jokes
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
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What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Really bad penis joke.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)