What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
Joke Jokes
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
