Joke jokes
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
No, you!
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
This is funny.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."