Joke jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.