Joke jokes
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Like this.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.