Joke jokes
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"