Joke jokes

Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂

Why are orphans so lucky?

Every crisp packet is family sized.

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?

Cheddar!

"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

My friend died from Ligma!

Ligma balls.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

THIS IS A RHYME

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.

Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,

and they had a little fun.

Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.

Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?