Joke jokes
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.