Joke jokes
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.