Joke jokes
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.