Job jokes
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
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Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
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Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Watchdogs.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.