Job jokes
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
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Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Watchdogs.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
What did the builder say after the foundation?
"Employees!"
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"