Job jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
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Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...