Job jokes
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Memes
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Watchdogs.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!