Job jokes
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!