Job jokes
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
Meme time
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"