Job jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?

Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Why did the police play baseball?

Why?

He wanted to play catch.

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

Kid: How much do you get paid?

Teacher: Minimum wage.

"Dick, you're fired."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."