Job jokes
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
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Guys to wind the clock up?
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.