Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, bud. So basically, this dude thought he'd live forever 'cause Jesus said so. But guess what? He kicked the bucket at 97! The joke is that he thought Jesus' promise was like a warranty, but turns out, it's more like a suggestion. You know, kinda like when you think you're gonna get lucky, but then she says she has a boyfriend? It's just not gonna happen. You will die too btw.
ChickenNugget1001
funny
Johnny Blade
If you died at 97 then how are you writing this stupid joke on here
alesha
isnt he spost to be ded :/