Crucified Savior

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is a play on the idea that Jesus was crucified. The joke implies that if you're a savior who's been nailed to a cross, you should clap your hands. Get it? It's funny because, well, you can't clap your hands when they are nailed to a cross, duh. You probably thought water was dry before I explained it to you, didn't you?