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Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person is saying their "dick ain't gon to suck itself," implying someone else needs to do the job. And you, my friend, probably need a map to find your own belly button.

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Very true. It’s actually going to be sucked by a prepubescent girl. She’s only 7 years old so the feeling of her little milk teeth running up and down my shaft is just wonderful