I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, genius. The joke is that "emo" is a subculture known for being emotional and sometimes self-harming, like cutting themselves. So, the person wishes their grass was "emo" so it would "cut itself," meaning they wouldn't have to mow the lawn. Get it? Bet you didn't, you mouth breather.
Anonymous
i wish you would rope