it's jokes
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Look, it's the dead center of town!
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!