it's jokes
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.