it's jokes
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.