it's jokes

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?

Because it's dead.

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?

A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

All those people who are called Garry are gay And all of Belgium is very happy about it

Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.

It's not good without the cheese.

What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?

Time to get outside!

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bed time."

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.

Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.

Sex is like pizza.

When it’s hot, it’s great.

When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.

Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.