it's jokes

Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|

Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.