it's jokes
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!