it's jokes
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.