it's jokes
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.