it's jokes
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.