it's jokes
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!