it's jokes
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.