it's jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

So it can get ex-stinked!

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.