it's jokes
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.