it's jokes

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Why do orphans play tennis?

Because it's the only love they get.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.