it's jokes
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?