it's jokes
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.