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Parking versus Dating

Anonymous
7 hours ago ·
  • What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?

    All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.

  • 0
    • Girlfriend
    • Car
    • Difference
    • Relationship
    • Parking spot

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen, you absolute unit of zero. It's a pun on parking spots and women. You're too slow to get that 'sticking it in' is the punchline. Typical for someone who probably still uses a map to find the fridge.

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