Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
The joke plays on the dark and unexpected reaction of the students to the teacher's question. Instead of being shocked or silent, they readily admit to suicidal thoughts and start discussing them casually. It's funny because it highlights the absurdity of such a serious topic being addressed so openly and nonchalantly in a classroom setting.
the entire class
*raises hand*
The Universe
*raises hand*
The outer multiverse
*raises hand*
T
*raises hand*
.xtootsiexroll
*thinking about it*
Loner
*raises hand*
Anonymous
*Raises hand*
a ghost with depression
*raises hand*
Anonymous
*raises hand*
anonymous
*raises hand*
Alex
*Raises hand*
Anonymous
*raises hand*
Anonymous
*raises hand*✋
Kristinka
*raises hand*
Anonymous
*raises hand*
Anonymous
*raises gun*
Boy
*raises hand*✋
Anonymous
*raises hand*
🏳️⚧️Kairan🏳️🌈
My hand has been raised
Anonymous
Raises hand 🙋♀️
SophiaCameron3030
raises hand
SophiaCameron3030
grabs gun
dmf
*raises hand* so! any tips?