it's jokes
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
It's 5050
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)