it's jokes
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.