it's jokes
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.