it's jokes
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”