it's jokes
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”