it's jokes
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!