it's jokes

I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.

Have you ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts itself!

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

Dark jokes are just like water.

Not everybody gets it.

Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

It is the only place where they can call a father.

What is one plus one?

It's TOO hard!

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?

Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.

My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.

When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.