it's jokes
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!