What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
Self-Defense
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained Jayfeather. You think violence is funny? Okay, maybe it is a little but not like that. So, you see, the joke is that instead of doing something normal when you see a child by themself you immediately assault them, then you make the excuse of it being self-defense. Get it? Because it is a terrible thing to do and an even worse excuse?