Snail Farm Business

A man opened a snail farm.

He said that it is a slow-moving business.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, Saoirse. You made this. You typed this out. You thought this was a good idea. It's a pun! Like, snail farms are literally slow because snails are slow, and it's also a 'slow' business because it probably doesn't make much money fast. Get it? Like, 'slow' has two meanings. It's like... words have different meanings! Are you understanding this?

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