it's jokes
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.