it's jokes

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

Is it incest if it’s out in the open?

Or is it... outcest?

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

Why don't Indians like snow?

Because it's white all over their land.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.

Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.