it's jokes
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻