it's jokes

Daddy

    • Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!

    Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?

    Child: I just felt like it.

    The next day, the Grandpa is dead.

    Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.

    Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.

    Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?

    Child: I just felt like it.

    The next day, the Grandma is dead.

    Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.

    Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!

    Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!

    Survives until tomorrow.

    Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*

    Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!

    (If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)

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    • Driver

    • Three drunk guys entered a taxi.

    The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money, and the second guy said, "Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, thinking the third drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, "What was that for?" The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

    Field Trip

    • My field trip at school earlier:

    Little Timmy (angrily): "I WANT MY IPAD!"

    Ms. Melina: "We can have it at school if you turn your day around."

    Little Timmy: "BUT I WANT IT RIGHT F**KING NOW!"

    Ms. Melina: "But we're heading back to school."

    Little Timmy: "B**TCH, I HATE SCHOOL! I’M GOING HOME!"

    Little Timmy *starts banging the bus window*

    Little Timmy: "THAT’S IT, I F**KING HATE SCHOOL! I’M GOING TO CANADA!"

    Ms. Melina: "TIMMY, STOP IT! THE SCHOOL IS GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT WINDOW IF YOU BREAK IT!"

    Me: "Let’s just tell his family to move to Shadow Bay anyways because Red Oaks would be so f**king good for him."

    *Window breaks*

    Ms. Melina: "STOP THAT RIGHT F**KING NOW!"

    Little Timmy: "BUT JEFFY AND JUNIOR ARE PICKING ME UP AND TAKING ME TO F**KING CANADA RIGHT NOW! LEAVE ME THE F**K ALONE!"

    Ms. Melina: "THAT’S IT TIMMY, YOU'RE SO F**KING BUSTED! I’M CALLING MS. ALEJANDRA RIGHT NOW!"

    The end.

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    • it's memes

    Dwarf

    • I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

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    • Blonde

    • A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

    The lady says, "Come again!"

    The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

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    • Asia

    • God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.

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    • Poop

    • I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

    I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

    I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

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    • Time

    • Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

    Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

    Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

    Prison

    • I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.

    Nightmare

    • The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

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