it's jokes
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!