it's jokes

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.

If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?

I was really rooting to tell that one.

Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?

Because then, it would be a foot.

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

How to get rid of your depression:

1. Stop self-pitying.

2. Realize you can't.

3. Fucking deal with it.

You're welcome.

A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.

Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

How can you tell if Google is a girl?

It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!

Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.

Teacher: What kind of appointment?

Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈

True story.

Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!