it's jokes
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.