Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
A Messed-Up Hairline of Nightmares Dreamer's Vision Couldn't Save It
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You're so dumb, you probably think MLK was just about having a day off school. The joke is that your hairline is so bad, not even a visionary like Martin Luther King Jr. could find hope in it. Get it now, Einstein?
Anonymous
This is so good! Damn way above genius.