it's jokes
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"