Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Daddy, harder!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
