Intimacy jokes
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
A condom!
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.