Intimacy jokes
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
A condom!
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”